Put-Put

A man was playing put put golf with his friends as his cell
phone was ringing. He answers the phone and hears his fathers
voice., In the mist of running around and walking, the man was
breathing heavy. His father said "Hey son, what you doing?" the
man said., "Dad I'm put puting with some of my friends, but
everything is going wrong..."
His father then assumes that his son is having sex and says
"What happened, couldn't find the whole?" his son says.," It's
not that I can't find the whole, it's sitting right in front of
my dirty balls, but since the wholes are too rugged, it won't go
in."