Here is the News I read today. This is a Chinese News, and I will try my best to translate the funny comments to you.
The News is about a guy that he had gotten a new GF and had a nearly perfect night on Valentine's Day. The little problem for him was that his GF's tiny boobs. He complained this on his blog, and this caused some funny comments by women.
1.I can operate you a Sex reassignment surgery by Nail clippers.
2.Pack up your soft valuables, I want to sleep right now.
(soft valuables means the baggage in Chinese)
3.The first night was so pain. It felt like a needle puncture.
4.I am pregnant, but still a virgin.
5.BJ you likes toothpick.
6.Can you sustain until I finish a 60 secs TV advertising next time?
7.A-cup girl can give you a titty fuck.
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