A Zebra dies and goes to heaven

While he's being checked in by St Peter, the zebra says "Before I go in, I'd like an answer to one question I've always wondered about. Am I a black horse with white stripes, or a white horse with black stripes?"

St Peter says, "That's a good question. Let me go ask God." So St Peter goes inside, and comes out a few minutes later to announce "God says ... You Are What You Are."

The Zebra looks confused, and asks "What is that supposed to mean?"

St Peter says "It means you're a white horse with black stripes."

The Zebra, still confused, says "How do you get that?"

St Peter says "Otherwise, God would have said You Is What You Is."

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