"Daddy can i borrow your car for the night please"
"Only if you suck my dick" he says
"Omg thats disgusting no way" she says
"Come on you can borrow it for the whole night"
Reluctantly she agrees and starts to suck her fathers dick and exclaims "omg your dick tastes like shit"
"Ohh thats right your brother has the car tonight"
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