He sees a spot near the front of the store, but another car starts pulling into it. The young teen decides he will pull into it first since he has a fast car.
As he steps out of the car, the old man in the other car gets out and says "Hey, I was parking in that spot, why did you pull in to it?"
The young teen responds "That's what happens when you are young and fast!"
So the old man got back into his car and rammed the back of the teen's Porchse with his car totalling the Porcshe.
The young teen exclaims "What the hell did you do that for?"
The old man responded "That's what happens when you are old and rich!"
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