Monty slowly gets up from his chair.
"You know Mike, there isn't much I haven't seen. A lot of bodies have come through these doors."
"Yeah, but have you ever seen a chick with a shrimp in her pussy?"
Monty is intrigued. He follows Mike out to the stainless steel table and looks at the cold, naked body of a young woman. The young apprentice points triumphantly at his find.
"Mike, you'll be disappointed to hear that this is not a shrimp, but is actually this woman's clitoris."
Mike furrows his brow and looks first unsure, then embarrassed.
"Well jeez Monty, it sure tasted like shrimp."
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