As the wedding party was getting ready to enter the hall, they noticed the bride and groom were missing.
After a few minutes the groom shows up with a HUGE smile on his face.
His best man says "dude, I know you're getting married, this is a happy day, but that is quite a smile".
The groom says "I just snuck into the bridesroom and my wife to be gave me the best blow job of my life, honestly I can't believe my luck marrying this woman.
The men walk in and a few seconds later the bride shows up with a HUGE smile on her face. Her maid-of-honor says "sweetheart, you're getting married, it's a great day, but that is quite a smile".
The bride says "I know, but I just gave my laaaast blow job!"
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