...the wife picks it up and a genie pops out.
"Madam, I will grant you three wishes," speaks the genie.
The wife is jumping with joy."Okay, I wish we were billionaires...and I wish we lived in the biggest mansion in Beverly Hills."
Poof.
They are transported to a beautiful mansion that is filled with diamonds and gold.
"Madam, for your final wish?" Asks the genie.
The woman looks at her husband and smiles, "I wish my husband would give me the best foot massage in the world, every time I asked him too.
Poof.
She asks her husband for a foot massage and he instantly begins to massage his wife's feet. When he is finished, the man picks up the bottle, rubs it, and the genie again appears.
"Sir, I will grant you three wishes," speaks the genie.
"I wish that all the cotton candy in the world were gone, forever," the man says.
Poof.
The genie assures him it is done and the mans wife begins to scream at him for wasting a wish.
"Second," says the husband, "I wish my wife craved cotton candy every minute of everyday."
Poof.
The wife is still screaming but then she starts demanding cotton candy.
"Sir, your final wish?" Asks the genie.
The husband looks at his wife and smiles, "I wish my dick tasted like cotton candy."
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