...but he has a major dilemma, so he goes to see a wise rabbi.
'Rabbi! I'd like to get married, but tell me: what should I do? Should I marry a super hot girl who'll cheat on me every other month or an ugly one who I know will only be mine?'
To which the rabbi replies:
'Well, son, you have to decide what's the better option: share a cake with your friends or eat a load of shit alone?'
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