A young farmer was out, selling his rooster at the marketplace.

Another farmer get close to him, interested in the creature

-That's one beautifully colored rooster you have there

-Thank you, he is indeed good looking

-But does he do his job, you know, with the hens? asks again the other farmer

-Of course he does. All day long, he fucks hens, he fucks ducks, he fucks gees

-Does he really do that??

-Aaaall day long, even more, he sometimes fucks the cows, the goats, the sheep, everything!

-Waaait a second, if he's such a good rooster, why are you selling him?

-Because yesterday he started squinting his eyes when looking at me.

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