After making love all night they wake up in the morning and the pretty wife asks her husband what will he have for breakfast.
the husband replies : "honey sex is our breakfast" and they keep on having passionate sex all morning.
In the afternoon the exhausted wife asks his husband what will he eat for lunch.
The husband replies : " Honey sex is our lunch" and with that he takes off her clothes and keeps banging her brains out.
Well the night comes and the husband comes home from a hard day of work only to find his beautiful wife laying in front of the fire place with her legs wide open. He angrily asked, "Honey what the hell are you doing?"
She replied, "I'm heating up your dinner."
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