There's an implant you can get that will give you more energy, better sleep, a safer sex life, more patience, and you'll end up with a quarter million dollars extra over the next 18 years.
I'm getting mine in March. Yay vasectomy! (http://www.torontovasectomyclinics.ca/aboutvasectomy.html)
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