and the barber whispers to the customer "this is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch this."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other hand, calls the boy over and asks "which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the quarters and leaves. Barber turns to his customer and goes "What did I tell you? The kid never learns."
Later when the customer left the barber shop the boy was out on the street eating an Ice cream. The customer says to the boy "why don't you just take the dollar?"
The boy replies "because the day I take the dollar is the day the game ends"
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