Thinking he's old enough to learn, he tells the boy 'i'll show you! '
He takes his son upstairs where his wife is sleeping in bed.
He lifts the sheets and points to his wife's vagina and says
' you see that? That's a fanny'
'Oooh can i touch it?' Asks the kid.
'No!! You'll wake up the cunt! '
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