Fred walks up to Rob and it's clear he's excited about something.
"What's the good news?" Rob asks, quite curious.
"I just stepped on the scales, man. I lost twenty pounds! Two whole inches!" Fred answers.
Rob raises an eyebrow, "That's great news! So what...an inch is..."
"Apparently an inch is ten pounds," Fred says, still happy.
Rob frowns and looks down, "That explains my bad back I guess."
Fred looks confused about this, "But Rob, you're not even fat!"
"No," answers Rob, "but I am carrying around a hundred pound dick."
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