A Young boy is walking down the country lane and passes Old Farmer Joe. Old Farmer Joe asks "Boy, where you going with that chicken wire?" The little boy replies "To get me some chickens." Old Farmer Joe replies "Silly boy. You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" Two hours later the boy passes Old Farmer Joe with an arm full of chickens and a smile on his face. "Well I'll be damned! exclaimed the Old Farmer Joe
The next day, the same thing happens. The boy is walking by and Old Farmer Joe asks "Boy, where you going with that duct tape?" "To catch me some ducks." "Stupid boy. You can't catch ducks with duct tape!!" Two hours later Old Farmer Joe's jaw drops as the little boy walks by with an arm full of ducks and a smile on his face.
The next day, right on cue, the boy walks by again. Farmer Joe asks "Boy, where you going with that stick?" "Ain't got a stick. It's a Pussy Willow." Farmer Joe says "Wait up boy. Let me get my hat, I'm coming with you!"
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