A yellow toad in the land of Oz...

A poor little toad was born the color yellow in the land of Oz. None of the other toads would play with him, and so he had a rough life. As he was crying about his situation, while sitting on a toadstool one day, the good witch came by.

The kind hearted sorceress heard his sobbing and stopped. She asked him what was wrong, and he told her that because of his color, he could not make any friends.

She said she was not that great of a witch, but she would see what she could to for him.
She waved her wand, and *poof* he turned green! He was ecstatic, and looked himself over. He was suddenly distraught as he found that his penis was still yellow. He knew he could not get it done with the ladies with a yellow member. He began to sob again, and asked if she could try again.

The good witch said that was the best she could do, but the Wizard may be able to help. So the toad went off in search of the wizard.

The next day she heard an elephant crying near the road. She went to the poor giant, and asked what was wrong. He said that no one liked him, because he was pink. After realizing that she had missed that the elephant was pink, (they were not in a room, so she didn't feel too stupid though) she decided she wanted to help.

She waved he wand, and *poof* he was gray! Again, the elephant was overjoyed, but after looking himself over he saw that his 3rd leg was still pink. Having a pink appendage would definitely not help him with the elephantesses, and he started sobbing again.

The witch said she was sorry, but it was the best she could do. She told him that he should go see the Wizard for more help.
So, he lumbered off, and turned back suddenly. "Wait, how to I find the Wizard?"

"Oh, that's easy" replied the good witch, "Just follow the yellow pricked toad."