The bar is atop a 40 story building. She sits at the bar and orders a drink. She looks across and sees a strikingly good looking man drinking a beer with a unfamiliar label. She walks over and asks "What are you drinking?" The man responds " Oh this? Its magic beer." "What makes it Magic" she asks. The man takes a sip of the beer jumps out the window and fly's around the building. Stunned she says " That was amazing do that again!" The man humors her takes another sip of the beer, jumps out the window and fly's around the building. "Let me try that!" She grabs the beer and takes a drink. Jumps out the window and plummets to her death. The bar tender looks over and says "Superman your an asshole when you're drunk."
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