A woman stopped by unannounced at her son’s house. after a quick knock on the door, she let herself in.
She is shocked when she finds her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music is playing, candles are lit, and the aroma of perfume fills the room.
“what are you doing?!” she asks.
“I’m waiting for Jeff to come home from work,” the surprised daughter-in-law explains.
“but you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaims.
“this is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law answers confidently.
“love dress? but you’re… naked!”
“Jeff loves me and loves me to wear this dress. It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this ‘dress,’ he instantly becomes romantic and can’t get enough of me!”
The mother leaves, inspired by what she has learned.
When she gets home, she undresses, showers, puts on a romantic CD, and lays on the couch, expectantly awaiting her husband. Finally, her husband comes home. He walks in and sees her lying provocatively across the couch.
“what are you doing?” he asks.
“this is my love dress,” she whispers sensually.
“needs ironing. what’s for dinner?”
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