Three guys were talking about their girlfriends and the topic turned to blowjobs. The first guy says "My girl calls them 'ice baths' because she always puts something cold in her mouth when she give me head." The second guy says "My girlfriend uses a move she calls 'the lemon drop' where she eats something sour before going to town." The first two guys notice that the third guy has been holding his crotch in pain this whole time and ask him what's wrong. The third guy then replies "My girlfriend has a technique she likes to call 'the cheese-grater'.
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