This old, but pretty as a flower, lady goes to visit her Physician. She was dressed in pink polka dots top and bright red pants, with a very charming smile and glow on her face.
As it was the flu season, she had to wait a while before she’s called.
She enters the physician office like a breath of fresh air, and in her pleasant and enigmatic voice tell her physician about the medical concern she has that made her to visit him.
She told she is otherwise healthy as a banana but of-late has been having gas problem. She says with confidence and charisma that for her age she is in pretty great shape but is troubled by this gas problem that she is having for some months now.
She adds, though she has to frequently fart, but its not as embarrassing as it sounds as all of it is free of any stink and doesn’t make any sound, so literally nobody gets to know. But she just wants to take care of it. She even sheepishly admitted that she let go 3-4 of them while she was waiting for her turn.
The doctor jots down few medicines name on a piece of paper and asks the lady take the medicine every day after dinner and visit him again after a week.
The lady smiles and is confident that this will help, walks out with great elegance.
As suggested, she returns to her physician after a week, this time she seems bit furious and angry. And as she is called, she stomps in the doctor’s office and shouts angrily to tell the doctor that the medicine he prescribed last week hasn’t helped an iota with the gas problem. Instead now they have become smelly as hell, it stank now while she would let go of any air through her bum-bum. She feels embarrassed to be in public places as she would fill the air with hot filth.
She admitted that though they were now stinky as gutter, they were still silent bombs and nobody could hear them.
The doctor very politely commented, it seems your nose is working fine now, let me take care of your ears!
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