...and orders four Pilsner. She pounds them back to back in less than two minutes and passes out at the bar. The bartender sees an opportunity and has his way with her while she's out.
The next week, she comes in again and orders four more Pilsner. She pounds them all, passes out, but this time the bartender gets some of his buddies to have their way with her too.
The following week, the same woman comes in and orders four Coors Light. The bartender asks her, "You always come in here and order four Pilsner. Why the change?"
The woman replies, "Pilsner makes my pussy hurt."
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