A skinny white man gets in an elevator next to a big black man. The black guy notices the white man looking at him and he says to the white guy "7 foot tall, 350lbs, 15 inch penis, two huge balls, Turner Brown."
Suddenly the white guys passes out and falls on the floor. The black man starts to shake and tries to wake him up. When the white man wakes up, the black man is kneeling next to him and he asks "you okay?" the white guy says "I think so...but what did you say to me? the black man told him" well you looked curious so I told you the answers to the questions that everyone asks me. I'm 7 ft tall, I weigh 350lbs, I've got a 15 inch penis, I have two huge balls and my name is Turner Brown.
"Oh Jesus" said the white guy. "I thought you said Turn around".
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