As she walks through the bar, conversations stop and heads turn to admire the wondrous garment. When it seems that all eyes are on the mysterious stranger, she stops suddenly, takes the jacket off, pulls a box of matches out, strikes a match and sets the jacket on fire. Cries of dismay sound throughout the building as the beautiful, hairy jacket is quickly engulfed in flames. One guy turns to his friend in disbelief and cries, "What the fuck is she doing man?! I loved that jacket!" His friend, however, turns back to him with a reprimanding look and says, "Woah there, partner, back off. She can do what she wants with it, it's hirsute."
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