I was looking for a new dinner table and I found a nice looking one from North Korea on eBay.

It was pretty cheap and the description went on and on about how amazing it was so I bought it. When it came I set it up in my dining room and it looked great, but when I put my plate on it the legs gave out and it crashed to the floor.

I angrily called the seller demanding to know how they could write such a positive description about something so shitty.

Turns out it was Un's table.

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