A woman is laying in bed with her husband and says "This year for Lent, I'm going to give up having sex."
The husband says, "What? That's crazy!"
She replies, "Well, not with everyone. Just with people I don't love or care about."
Incensed, the husband yells, "How many people are you sleeping with?!"
"Just you, dear."
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