The doctor greets the two and tells the father, "OK, sir. I'm going to need a stool sample, urine sample, and semen sample."
The old man, hard of hearing, replies "whaaat?"
The doctor repeats himself, "I need a stool sample, urine sample, and semen sample."
The old man, struggling to hear the doctor still, says, "what did you say?"
Finally the daughter chimes in and says, "He's going to need to see your underwear, dad."
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