He motions for her to come close; he's barely sighing.
She knows these are his last words, so she leans in:
"Six months after I die, I want you to marry Ben."
She's confused, but finally says, "I'll do anything for you, Mitch,
but I don't understand, I thought you hated that son of a bitch."
And with his dying breath, he said, "I do."
stolen from /u/Fucks_up_the_poem
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