What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? - 45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? - 45 minutes
Life stinks- I lent a guy ten grand to get plastic surgery, and now I don't know what he looks like!
What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? - Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? $3.99 a minute.
How are women and rocks alike?
You skip the flat ones.
Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy!
What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? Humpme Dumpme.
Q. What does Bill say to Hillary after having Sex?
A. "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
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