A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'? she asked. Well, no, answered the puzzled homeowner. But I have a wife and eleven children. Is that a record? she inquired. I don't think so, replied the man, but it's as close as I want to get.
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