Worried about this, the woman decides to take a look. She puts a mirror on the bathroom floor and is stood above it looking down when suddenly her husband appears out of nowhere, dives, and tackles her to the ground.
"What the fuck are you doing?!" screams the woman, "You could have broken my arm!"
"you should be thanking me!" replies the husband, "If you'd have fallen down there you'd have broken your fucking neck."
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