A woman is in the hospital having a baby and after several hours of labor, she gives birth. The doctor immediately tells the nurse to take the baby away and walks out with them, whispering the whole time. The woman is worried that something has gone terribly wrong, and when the doctor walks back in, she asks him why she can't see her baby. The doctor tells her, "I'll have the nurses bring him in shortly, but first, well, I wanted to warn you..."
"Warn me?" gasps the mother, "But why, what's wrong?"
"Well," says the doctor, your baby was born without arms".
"Oh no, my poor baby!" screams the mother, before composing herself, "But I don't care, I still want to see him".
"Ok, but that's not all", the doctor says, "he was also born without legs".
"Oh, my poor child!" screams the mother, "Please, bring him in at once!"
"Well, that's not all", says the doctor, "He was also born without a torso".
"What??" screams the mother, "But... is he ok?"
"Oh, yes", says the doctor, "He's fine... I'll have the nurse bring him in now... but please, don't be alarmed".
The doctor calls in one of the nurses, who walks in with a bundle wrapped in a blanket, and when she hands it to the mother, she is horrified to see that her baby is just a single, giant, baby sized ear.
"Oh, my poor baby, my child, I love you so much", she cries.
"Don't bother", says the doctor, shaking his head, "He was born deaf".
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