Shopping


A guy goes out to buy a pair of shoes. He sees these boots in the front window and buys them. When he went home he asked his wife if seh noticed anything different about him and he replied "no." He asked her again, "Come on look harder. Do u notice anything different about me?" the wife replied "no." So we went to the bathroom and and took off all of his clothes, and only had his boots on and came out. This time he asked her a little bit louder,"DO YOU NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME! she replied, "no your penus was hanging down yesterday, its hanging down today and it will hang down tomorrow!" the husband said "do you know why its hanging down? because its looking at my new boots! the wufe replied "oh you should have brought a hat instead.

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