A man at the end of the bar see's this and walks up and asks what is wrong. The woman replies "My boyfriend broke up with me, he says I am too kinky and its just weird". The man see's his opportunity and says "Well! I am pretty kinky myself, let me buy you a drink." to which the woman accepts. They get to talking and agree to go back to her apartment.
Once at the apartment, the woman says "Let me slip into something more comfortable" and goes into the bathroom. She proceeds to put on her crotch-less panties, nipple-less bra, 4 inch stiletto heals, grabs her handcuffs and walks out into the living room. As she walks out, she see's the man zipping up his pants and heading for the door.
She asks "Hey what the hell? I thought you said you were kinky?" to which he replies "Hey, I fucked your dog and shit in your purse, I'm outta here!".
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