A woman has an affair..

A few weeks go by and the woman realizes she is late on her period. So she calls the man over to her house to discuss the issue.

"How could you let this happen?? If I have a child from you, you're going to provide for it!" The woman says.

"Of course, of course," the man replied. "If you have a son, I will give him two factories and 4 million dollars to set him for life. If it's a daughter, I'll give her 10 million dollars and have the CEO paycheck go straight to her for her life. If there are twins, I'll give each a factory and 2 million a piece."

The woman, stunned, says, "well what if it's a miscarriage?!"

Then the husband walks in and looks at the man and says "well then you better screw her again!"

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