She's walking through a high-end department store and sees a sign for free makeovers.
The young lady doing makeovers sees her and signals that the chair is open.
"Come on and have a seat!"
The woman sits down and marvels at all the products. The young lady lines her up and takes a good look at the woman's face.
"Well now, Ma'am, you could use a little makeup to cover up these crows feet."
Caught off guard, the woman says exasperated, "Crows feet!? No, these are just laugh lines."
The young lady, already applying copious amounts of foundation, doesn't miss a beat:
"Ma'am, nothing's that funny."
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