Work Vs Prison

In Prison:
You spend your time in an 8 x 10 cell


At Work:
You spend your time in an 6 x 8 cubicle


In Prison:
You get three free meals a day


At Work:
You get one break for a meal you pay for


In Prison:
A guard locks and unlocks all doors for you


At Work:
You carry a security card, you unlock the doors


In Prison:
You get to watch TV and play games


At Work:
You get fired for watching TV and playing games


In Prison:
You get your own toilet


At Work:
You have to share


In Prison:
Family and friends are allowed to visit


At Work:
You're not allowed to speak to family or friends


In Prison:
Expenses are paid by taxpayers and work is not required


At Work:
You pay to go to work and you get to deduct expenses
on your taxes to pay for prisoners


In Prison:
You look through the bars, hoping to get out


At Work:
You want to get out so you can go inside the bars


In Prison:
The wardens who are often called sadistic


At Work:
The wardens are called managers