A woman goes to the doctor and, during the examination, says to the doctor "Oh Doctor, kiss me!" The doctor looks at her and says," Ma'am, with all due respect, I cannot kiss you, no way! It's unethical for me to behave that way." So, on with the appointment. A few minutes later, the woman again says, "Oh Dr., please won't you just kiss me? Please? I'm begging you, kiss me!" The doctor again looks her over and says, "Look lady, I'm a married man, alright! I can't kiss you! not gonna happen!" And, on with the exam. About 15 minutes later, the woman, exasperated, says, "Doctor, I won't ask you again, just please won't you kiss me! Kiss me right here on this table! I don't care! Damn your ethics! Damn your wife!" The doctor, getting somewhat upset now, says, "God dammit bitch, I can not and will not kiss you! It is not going to happen so stop asking ok?! I really probably shouldn't even be fucking you!"
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