A woman goes to a plastic surgeon for a labiaplasty. She says " Doctor, I'm embarrassed by my pussy lips, so I don't want anyone to know about this".
When she wakes up from surgery, there are 3 flowers by her bed. "Doctor, you said you wouldn't tell anyone. Why are there three flowers?"
"One is from me, I give all of my patients flowers. One is from the nurse, who had a similar procedure. And one is from a man in the burn ward thanking you for his new ears."
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