A woman goes out with her husband to a shopping mall.

She sees one store and goes "hon, that dress looks fabulous, would you buy it for me?"

The man replies. "Are you crazy? The dress looks great on the mannequin, but would look awful on you because you're fat, like a washing machine."

They keep going and the wife says "Look at that blouse, it's lovely! would you buy it for me?"

The man replies "What? It looks good on a thin mannequin, but look at yourself, you are short and heavy, like a washing machine."

They keep going and at another store, the wife says "What a lovely skirt. You've been cheap all day long, the least you could do is buy it for me?"

The man replies "As if, are you a thin mannequin? No, you're a heavy washing machine!"

That night, the man was in bed and he starts to feel like getting some. So he calls his wife "hey, wanna come to bed and, you know?"

The wife replies "What, and start a big washing machine for such a small load? I think you'll just have to wash that little rag by hand."