Hey, pal! Buddy, friend, mate, amigo!
I've just heard that I won first prize in a competition!
It's a ten-day holiday for me and five others to Disney World!
So I was wondering, if you're not doing anything next Wednesday, if you could
put my garbage can out for collection!
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