An Englishman,Frenchman,and Irishman,are in a bar drinking when the Englishman says "back in my country when you go to the pub, you buy one drink and the proprietor buys you one drink and that's how it goes all day."
The Frenchman not to be outdone says " that's nothing back in my country you buy one bottle of wine and the proprietor buys you two bottles and that's how it goes all day"
The Irishman not to be outdone also says " that's nothing back in my country you go to the pub and the proprietor buys you as many drinks as you want all day and then takes you upstairs and gives you passionate sex and that's how it goes all day"
"Wow! Says the Frenchman " Do you go there often?"
And the Irishman replies " No, but my sister told me about it'."
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