So she goes decides to try crotchless panties. Her husband gets home from work and she's on the couch waiting for him. He walks by, looks at her, then goes in the kitchen and gets a beer. He comes back and sits down like nothing happened.
Finally, the frustrated wife yells "Don't you want some of this?"
And he says "Fuck no, look what it did to your underwear."
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