A wife treats her man by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday...
At The Club, The Doorman Says, "Hey Johnny, How are You?"
The wife asks, "How does he know you?
Johnny says, "Oh dear, I play football with him."
Inside the Bartender Says, "The Usual, Johnny?"
Johnny says to Wife, "Before you say anything, He's on the Darts Team."
Next a stripper Says, "Hi Johnny! Do You Crave the Special Again??"
The wife storms out dragging Johnny with her & jumps into a taxi...
The Taxi driver Says, "Hey Johnny Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time...."
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