A man is sitting at a blackjack table. He's not doing very well, and is about to get up and walk away, when he hears God, 'play again'. The man sits back down and plays another hand. He's dealt 20, and God says 'Hit'. The man, nervously says 'h-hit please'. He's dealt an Ace and wins. He is dealt again, this time with seven. He hits, gets 10, again, at 15, and God says 'Stay'. The man says stay, and the dealer busts at 23. The man decides to try his luck elsewhere, and God says 'Roulette. Everything on Black 6'. The man, confident as fuck, puts everything on black 6. The ball lands on 6, and the man is richer than he has ever been. Through the cheers of fellows players, though, he hears God once more 'Un-freaking-believable...'
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