A wife of hunter invited a man to have sex with to her house while her husband was out, they started doing their thing, and suddenly they heard the front door opening, she told the man "go near the three statues in front of the window and pretend like you are one" and so he did.
The hunter entered the room and look at his wife naked speciously and then looked at the statues and asked the wife "I remember when I went out moments ago there were three statues? why there's four?"
She answered "no sweetie, there were four"
The hunter got his gun and aimed at the statues, all four jumped out of the window.
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