Two friends are walking down a street arguing with one another about God being black or white. After arguing for many hours they both agree that they will go to a church and pray for the answer. They both enter the church and start praying asking God for an answer. Finally a loud voice fills the room saying "I am what I am." The white guy turns to his black friend and said "Ha, I told you God was white!" Confused the black friend said "How can you tell?" The white friend said...
Because, if God was black he would have said 'I is what I is'
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