A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds, Ed and Wanda, paid a visit to their doctor. You ain't gonna believe this, Doc, said Ed. My thingy's turnin blue. That's pretty unusual, said the doctor. Let me examine you. The doctor took a look. Sure enough, Ed's thingy really was blue. The doctor turned to Wanda and asked, Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you? Yep, shore am, she replied brightly. And what kind of jelly are you using with it? Grape, she replied.
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