A very mean principal needs more students to enroll in his private school. So he pulls his assistant aside and says '' if you don't get more students to enroll in the school you are fired!'' So the secretary gets 30 more students at the end of the week. The principal asked the secretary'' how did you get so many students?'' The secretary said'' easy I just started a rumor that you were leaving''
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