He's asks the barman for a mug of hot water so the barman goes out back and fills it up. Before long the barman was back but did not hand the vampire the hot water but firstly asked "if you are a vampire shouldn't you drink blood?" The vampire then reached into his pocket and brought out a used tampon and says to the bartender "yes but I'm having tea"
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